2013 Puppet Team Easter Play
By E. A. Provost 2
Esther: Hello, and welcome to an Easter play brought to you by Vertical Kids wonderful puppet team. And now, without further ado, let us begin.
E.B.: Our story takes place a long, long, long, long,---
Esther: Time ago!
E.B.: At zero A.D. Jesus was born.
Esther: This isn't Christmas!
E.B.: Oh, right.
Esther: Thirty something years later is where we're supposed to be! Jesus was handed over to the Romans!
E.B.: So, where does the bunny come in? (Gestures to a bunny. )
Esther: I actually don't know. (Both head off stage)
Roman: We will crucify their king.
Jesus: (On the cross.) Ow, ow, ow...
Roman: (Places thorn crown on Jesus' head. Sees bunny.) What's he doing at Jesus' crucifixion?
Jesus: (Shrugs.)
Roman: Get him out (Throws a spear at bunny. Misses.)
Bunny: Wow, they really don't like me. (Bunny leaves.)
Jesus: Are you trying to kill me.
Roman: Um, yeah.
Esther: Then, Jesus died. Then, was buried. But 3 days later Mary and her friend went to his grave.
E.B.: But the tomb was empty. Jesus had woken up. As a zombie!
Esther: No. The tomb was empty and the cloth in which Jesus had been wrapped was neatly folded inside.
E.B.: So, no zombies?
Esther: No!
E.B.: Fine, if you want a boring story.
Esther: Back then, when you folded your napkin you weren't done yet. That's why Jesus folded his wrappings.
E.B.: (Sees bunny.)
Esther: (Also sees it.) Don't even say it.
By E. A. Provost 2
Esther: Hello, and welcome to an Easter play brought to you by Vertical Kids wonderful puppet team. And now, without further ado, let us begin.
E.B.: Our story takes place a long, long, long, long,---
Esther: Time ago!
E.B.: At zero A.D. Jesus was born.
Esther: This isn't Christmas!
E.B.: Oh, right.
Esther: Thirty something years later is where we're supposed to be! Jesus was handed over to the Romans!
E.B.: So, where does the bunny come in? (Gestures to a bunny. )
Esther: I actually don't know. (Both head off stage)
Roman: We will crucify their king.
Jesus: (On the cross.) Ow, ow, ow...
Roman: (Places thorn crown on Jesus' head. Sees bunny.) What's he doing at Jesus' crucifixion?
Jesus: (Shrugs.)
Roman: Get him out (Throws a spear at bunny. Misses.)
Bunny: Wow, they really don't like me. (Bunny leaves.)
Jesus: Are you trying to kill me.
Roman: Um, yeah.
Esther: Then, Jesus died. Then, was buried. But 3 days later Mary and her friend went to his grave.
E.B.: But the tomb was empty. Jesus had woken up. As a zombie!
Esther: No. The tomb was empty and the cloth in which Jesus had been wrapped was neatly folded inside.
E.B.: So, no zombies?
Esther: No!
E.B.: Fine, if you want a boring story.
Esther: Back then, when you folded your napkin you weren't done yet. That's why Jesus folded his wrappings.
E.B.: (Sees bunny.)
Esther: (Also sees it.) Don't even say it.
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